I don't have a sword, but we're still able to chat up some athletic dogs, get kidnapped by a giant turtle, and run into some exploding Gorons. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our […]
We continue our adventures by grabbing a slimy new hat, take yet another trip back to Snowhead. and steal someone's room key. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our intro and outro music is […]
Today we play some duck hunt in Clock Town, but we also check out the swamp, the swamp, and the swamp. Hmm. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our intro and outro music is […]
You may have heard the old adage “Kill two spiders with one Link”, and I think you see where this is going. Today we evict some eight-legged tenants and clean up the spider house (and do some other stuff as well). ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener […]
Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our intro and outro music is […]
We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won't disappear, right? ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? […]
We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our intro and outro music […]
We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva's lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! Our […]
We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it's alllll egg in my face. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show on PATREON! […]
We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Support the show […]
