Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on…
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We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won’t disappear, right? ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue?…
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We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show…
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We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva’s lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our…
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We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it’s alllll egg in my face. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from…
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We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious…
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We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage! ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious…
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What can I say except you’re welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn’t have to. There’s not a whole lot going on, so we probably won’t be back here. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some…
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Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to continue? Grab some delicious coffee from our SPONSOR, Support the show on PATREON, and follow…
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Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶ fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney’s mouth agape in admiration. ❗First Encounter contains adult themes such as violence, sexual content, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised. Want the journey to…
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